10. Gangrel Destroys His Whole Character
All vampires end up directing porn. It’s like all dogs go to heaven, but with porn.
Before he went into the only business with more grunts and fluids than professional wrestling, Gangrel was one of the most instantly awesome gimmicks in the Attitude Era. His flaming entrance, his awesome music that combined muzak and heavy breathing better than any of the stuff he would direct later in his career, his bloodbath shenanigans, his harem of lovely blonde Canadian boys. It’s such a shame that they once put a microphone in his hand.
On an episode of Shotgun Saturday Night in October 98, Gangrel came to the ring to call out Edge and oh it’s bad, lads. The juxtaposition of the cool, supernatural badass, with how he cut his promo, like a loud, inarticulate highschool jock talking whilst desperately trying to do algebra in his head and the only way he knows how to do that is gargle marbles, is so sadly funny. And to be clear, that’s WWE’s fault, if a character is cool without saying a word, then don’t have him say words, especially when the words are this… hilariously…. awful…
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