10 Funniest “So Bad They’re Good” Promos

8. A Steamboat and a Dog

Don ‘The Rock’ Muraco may not be a name that’s instantly memorable to modern WWE fans, mostly because another The Rock came along and was ever so slightly more famous, but he’s had some accomplishments, unofficial King of the Ring, he held the Intercontinental title for over a year in the early 80s, and he also cut one of the most hilariously awful promos committed to film.

In 1986, to hype a tag match between Ricky Steamboat and the Junkyard Dog vs Muraco and Mr Fuji, Muraco told an incomprehensible story of how a steamboat, not Ricky Steamboat but an actual steamboat, made friends with a dog, including a snarling impression of a dog.

To try and save the segment Mean Gene points out a number on Muraco’s jersey, to which he responds, it’s all the numbers, it’s all…time… and numbers… and space… uh oh thinks Mean Gene, Don has no idea what he’s saying, before Muraco continues maybe 64, maybe 65, maybe 46 in somebody else’s eye, DON WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.

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