9. Edge vs. Randy Orton – WrestleMania 36
Sometimes, less is more. Sometimes, more is more. And sometimes, more is two lads wandering around a gym in the worlds least interesting found footage movie.
For realsies, the best story going into WrestleMania 36 was Edge vs Orton. Edge had just returned and we still didn’t know if he could go, Orton had not only attacked Edge, but also everyone he ever loved and also Matt Hardy. Orton was cutting the promos of his career, and then… I’m sorry but it was just so boring.
It was last man standing, which are so disjointed and stop-starty that they’re hard to get right, and there were what, 4 spots in 37 fucking minutes. The opening RKO, Edge doing the swinging look at my dick in the gym, the table spot backstage, the stuff on the van. Genuinely am I missing anything? 37 minutes. Fuuuucccckkk..
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