Botches Of The Week (March 22, 2020)

4. *Tarzan Yell Of Disappointment*

At the end of the Jurassic Express vs. Butcher & The Blade tag match on this week’s AEW Dynamite, the Dino Dudes hit a double-team on The Blade in the ring and I guess the idea was for Jungle Boy to cut off The Butcher on the outside.

Awkwardly, Butcher was on his arse so instead of taking a dramatic top from Boy, the match ended with Jungle Lad running outside to execute a…stomp.

Not the worst mistake in the world, I know.

But the replay makes it worthwhile, showing another angle of the luke-warm finish and clearly showing Jake Roberts laughing so hard at the finish that he has to hide his face from the camera.

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5. We fly high, no lie, you know this Ballinout

As seen in last week’s column, Daniel Bryan had a wardrobe malfunction wrestling Drew Gulak at Elimination Chamber.

The man himself commented on finding out:

“It wasn’t a thing until I landed and I got two text messages from friends.” Bryan added, “When I got two text messages from people saying, ‘dude I saw your balls’ and I was like ‘what?’ I didn’t know what was going on. Your first reaction is a little bit of embarrassment. Then I just thought it was funny … I didn’t see when I looked on social media, nobody said ‘balls, yay!” He added, “I think that’s the difference, people sexualize it for [women] where for me, and I wish it wasn’t this way, but it’s just like a ball out. Nobody is like ‘I want to see some pictures of balls.”

You can read the rest right here (but be warned there’s pictures.)

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6. Meanwhile, In Japan

riki choshu decided to make a post on twitter advertising a product. but he forgot to attach the picture. instead of deleting it and reposting, he posted asking for help on the situation and then just reposted it with the picture in a separate tweet pic.twitter.com/uVb7JAw41a

— SMART and listener (@isalrightnow) March 17, 2020

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