New Japan Pro Wrestling has taken to Twitter to promote their latest Bullet Club merchandise and it’s not what most would expect. The latest product is an eau de toilette aimed at the male fan base and is in fact the third in the line following on from King of King and Fighting Spirit.
— 新日本プロレスリング株式会社 (@njpw1972) August 3, 2018
This latest commodity from the company can be purchased today for $6.11 and squarely falls into the category of terrible merchandise ideas. It takes its place alongside things such as the Trish Stratus ‘Blow Me to the Stratosphere’ shirt where only the first two words were visible on the front, WWF soap allowing you to wash yourself whilst Hulk Hogan and the Ultimate Warrior stared back at you, and Enzo Amore replica wigs. There have been many, many, many other hideous products over the years.
Sadly, this latest venture may cause WWE to respond with ‘Heart of Hardy’, ‘Spirit of Seth’, ‘Core of Cena’, and of course ‘Real Roman’. Spray it all over and listen as people boo you wherever you go.