So, we now know that the June 7 WWE show in Saudi Arabia is called Super Show Down, and we also know that the main event will be a horrible match between Goldberg and The Undertaker, whose ages combined are 106.
Also on the card is Triple H vs Randy Orton for whatever reason, and a 50-man battle royal. WWE Champion Kofi Kingston, WWE Universal Champion Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns, Braun Strowman, AJ Styles and Brock Lesnar are also on the card.
What you’ll notice is that all of the above names are men, and that’s because once again it looks as though WWE is unable to bring along any female superstars.
The company that has spent several years trying to show that they care about women’s wrestling is for the third time going to a country where women are unable to wrestle. But don’t worry, it’s not incredibly offensive, because if you scream “Women’s Evolution” in enough people’s faces, they’ll forget everything else.
The above tip was brought to you by Stephanie McMahon.
There are some people who argue that the WWE has no choice but to go to Saudi Arabia because they signed a binding contract, but, and this is a pretty crazy thing to say, maybe you shouldn’t sign a deal that bans half your roster from competing.
You can expect the announcement of Evolution II in the next few weeks so that we shut up about the whole thing.