AEW Rampage: Grand Slam 2021 Live Results

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AEW Rampage: Grand Slam 2021 Live Results
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The biggest week in AEW history caps off tonight, with a special two hour episode of AEW Rampage. The show was taped in Arthur Ashe Stadium following this week’s Dynamite, and has a rather stacked line-up. The run down for the show is as followed:

  • CM Punk vs Powerhouse Hobbs
  • Light’s Out Match – Jon Moxley & Eddie Kingston vs Lance Archer & Minoru Suzuki
  • Adam Cole & the Young Bucks vs Christian Cage & Jurassic Express
  • Men of the Year w/ Dan Lambert vs Chris Jericho & Jake Hager
  • The Lucha Bros, Santana & Ortiz vs Private Party, the Butcher & the Blade
  • Anna Jay vs Penelope Ford

Follow along from 10pm EST / 3am BST for all the happenings on the big show (not Paul Wight).

5:00am

KAZE NI NARE

Moxley

Archer makes his way out first with four kendo sticks. Suzuki jumps Mox from the get go, and they have a chair battle on the ramp.

Tables have been broken, chairs have been broken. Already. Archer is beating up random people at ringside. Archer chokeslams Moxley off the apron to the waiting pile of random humans.

We are back from the break and Moxley has his hands taped behind his back and is being whipped by a leather strap… by Minoru Suzuki… yeah I’ll pass on that one personally.

Moxley is being choked out with the leather strap and he spits in the face… of Minoru Suzuki. Suzuki then retaliates by trying to scran Moxley’s face. Mox starts fighting off both men with his hands tied, but Kingston is back in and he fires chops off on both men.

Suzuki tries to lock in the Sleeper on Kingston, but he fights out, only to be hit with a Black Hole Slam by Archer. The chairs are stood back to back. Archer goes to hit a Blackout on Kingston but Homicide’s music hits and he jumps into the ring. Moxley drops Archer with a Paradigm Shift until Homicide tosses in a trash can. Kingston unloads Kendo Stick shots on Archer in the can for the win.

4:36am

Anna Jay vs Penelope Ford

Anna Jay

Anna Jay vs Penelope Ford is up next. Anna meets her on the ramp to get the match jumpstarted. Jay looks aggressive in the early going, which the announcers say is due to the Dark Order falling out. She tries to lock in the Queen Slayer but can’t quite get it in. The Bunny comes out, distracting Anna and allowing Ford to hit a big boot.

The Bunny distracts the referee, allowing Penelope to hit Anna with Brass Knuckles to score the win. They assault Jay after the match until Tay makes the save, but Penelope drops her with a Brass Knuckles shot as well. The male members of HFO make a wall at ringside. Cassidy, Statlander and the entire Dark Order scare them off.

Reynolds offers the handshake to Uno but he walks away.

4:25am

Miro assaults Sammy & Fuego

Miro

Sammy Guevara and Fuego Del Sol are out here now. They start going through Sammy’s cue cards when Miro jumps them from behind. Miro tosses Fuego off the ramp as Starks and Taz lose their minds on commentary. He locks Sammy in the Game Over and leaves him laying.

4:18am

Lucha Bros & PnP vs HFO

Santana

Huge pops for both PnP and Lucha Bros here in New York.

Hot start to the match as the babyfaces get the jump on HFO and hit a stereo dive on the heels. Lucha Bros and PnP are working well together, sharing each other’s moves. Matt Hardy threatens to cut off Ortiz’s hair but Orange Cassidy wanders out and hits the Orange Punch on Jack Evans who goes to meet him.

Lucha Bros and PnP hit their finishers on Marq Quen to score the win for the face team.

Matt Hardy is backstage with Schiavone. He says that their night isn’t over because Penelope Ford, The Bunny’s best friend, is going to beat Anna Jay. Matt then challenges Orange Cassidy to a hair vs hair match, against Jack Evans!

4:05am

Men of the Year vs Inner Circle

Jericho

Men of the Year vs Jericho and Hager is up next.

This match has been fine but really hasn’t captured my attention like the previous two did. An awful lot of Jake Hager…

Scorpio rolls up Hager to score the win for the Men of the Year. Right choice.

Jericho and Hager get Lambert into the ring but the American Top Team fighters swarm the ring. Junior Dos Santos and Jorge Masvidal assault Jericho and Hager. Paige VanZant hits numerous gut shots on Jericho, and Masvidal drops him with a knee.

3:43am

Superkliq vs Christian & Jurassic Express

Adam Cole

The Trios match is up next, and the Super Kliq are back together. Adam Cole gets a MONSTER reaction. The “Adam Cole Bay Bay” was genuinely louder than the announcers talking.

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! Jungle Boy is here. Luchasaurus and Christian too. Cole and Christian start legal but Cole tags in Matt Jackson before they touch.

Jungle Boy takes both Bucks down. He runs at them on the outside but gets hit with a Double Superkick. Nick and Luchasaurus get into a fight on the outside, but Matt wipes out the dino with a dropkick to the outside. Cole gets Jungle Perry Jack Boy in a Camel Clutch and the Bucks run the ropes before kissing his cheeks.

Luchasaurus runs wild on all the Elite boys, before the Bucks fire back with Superkicks to all the faces. Jungle Boy locks in the Snare Trap but Gallows hops on the apron to cause the distraction. The Bucks, Christian and JB get into a fight on the ramp, which results in the Buckeroos tossing both men off the ramp. Cole then nails Luchasaurus with a Panama Sunrise, followed by a BTE Trigger and the Last Shot to score the win.

3:18am

CM Punk vs Powerhouse Hobbs

CM Punk

CM Punk is wrestling to kick off the show. He’s back in his CM Trunks for this one. Punk rushes right into Hobbs with a dropkick, hammering away at him in the corner. Hobbs powers out but Punk keeps working over the legs. Punk gets Hook up for the GTS but Hook distracts him. Hobbs wipes Punk out with a Running Crossbody for a two count.

Hook gets physical with Punk behind the referee’s back. Punk fires up and hits the corner knee/clothesline. Punk hits the Diving Elbow drop for a two count. Punk goes for the GTS, but Hobbs counters it with a big Spinebuster for a two count.

Punk and Hobbs jockey a Hurricanrana/Powerbomb on the top rope, but it ends with Punk hitting a ROUGH looking Hurricanrana for a two count. Hobbs accidentally bumps Hook off the apron, turning into a GTS to score Punk the win.

2:34am

Rampage!

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