Paul Heyman Claims Wrestling Without A Crowd Is Like ‘Masturbation’

2 years ago by Andy Datson

Paul Heyman Claims Wrestling Without A Crowd Is Like ‘Masturbation’

Yes, he really did say that. Paul Heyman is a man of many words, and some of them just happen just happen to be sex and masturbation.

Heyman was recently interviewed by Sports Media about the differences between wrestling with and without a crowd. WWE held its first show with fans in attendance for over a year this past weekend with both nights of WrestleMania having 25,000 fans watching live.

Heyman admitted it has been a struggle for him for a number of reasons.

“It is up to us, we the performers, to do our role in that scenario. It’s a daunting task to be interactive with an audience who’s not there for you to be interactive with. Everything I do is based off the reverberations I get from the live crowd. But when there’s no live crowd then it’s no longer a live performance. I’m in a studio. I don’t know any musician that prefers being in a closed studio as opposed to being in front of a stadium full of people that are jamming with them.

“Last year’s WrestleMania the main event was Brock Lesnar vs. Drew McIntyre. When Brock and I came out to the ring I said to Brock ‘I can’t denounce you.’ That was our schtick. I couldn’t do it, because my dance partner wasn’t there. And my dance partner was the audience. I didn’t realize it till we were halfway down the aisle to the ring. This is going to get me in trouble with WWE but so be it, it’s the difference between sex and masturbation. Sex is with someone and it’s wonderful, it’s intimate and it’s give and take. And masturbation is by yourself.

“I just couldn’t bring myself to pick up the mic and do that schtick without the audience there with me. Because that introduction was every bit as much about the audience doing it as it was about me doing it. And without them I’m just by myself. I didn’t feel it, I didn’t like it, I didn’t want it. And I couldn’t do it.”

Heyman revealed how he and the rest of the WWE employees have adjusted to working during the Covid-Era of wrestling.

“What we’ve learned is how to do things and create an interactive environment in a Zoom era. I dare say my job is a cake walk, because I’m not taking physical punishment without the heat and atmosphere and the reaction of an appreciative audience.

“I can’t imagine, in my heart of hearts, what it’s like for Roman Reigns, Daniel Bryan or Edge to get smashed with a chair when there’s no audience there to feel that chair shot. No matter if it’s one minute or thirty minutes into the match, your body is not ready for that level of impact without the warmth of the crowd giving you feedback for it.”

Thanks to WrestlingInc for the Transcription.

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