Ring of Honor (ROH) has taken to its social media and YouTube to announce the signing of a popular independent pro-wrestling star.
Danhausen is one of the most popular names that wasn’t signed previously, but it’s now been confirmed he’s with ROH.
Speaking on the announcement video, he said:
“It would appear that Ring of Honor has finally hired Danhausen! Now it’s time for them to rue the day! Anyways, love that Danhausen! See ya soon, Ring of Honor!”
However, his announcement was followed by some text on the screen, which read:
“RING OF HONOR HAS OFFERED DANHAUSEN A CONTRACT AND WILL HIRE DANHAUSEN UNDER THE STIPULATION THAT DANHAUSEN MUST WIN A RING OF HONOR MATCH BEFORE 2020 IS FINISHED. DANHAUSEN MUST HAVE SUBCONSCIOUSLY SKIPPED OVER THAT FINE PRINT IN THE TEXT MESSAGE FROM DAVE HONOR BECAUSE IT IS VERY BOGUS, VERY EVIL. ANYWAYS CONSIDER DANHAUSEN HIRED BECAUSE DANHAUSEN ALWAYS WINS. YOU’LL RUE THE DAY YOU FINE PRINTED DANHAUSEN’S CONTRACT.”
Check out the video here: