Kane Wins Politics (For Real This Time)
Another congratulations to ‘The Demon Kane’ Glenn Jacobs for winning the Republican nomination for Hard Knox County mayor… again.
After voting closed on Tuesday, the initial count had Kane the victor by just 17 votes. After two days of anxious checking, Jacobs celebrated officially winning the nomination:
Provisional ballots are counted… I'm proud to be the official Republican nominee for Knox County mayor! Thanks to the @knoxvotes for your exemplary work and ensuring an open and transparent process.
— Glenn Jacobs (@GlennJacobsTN) May 3, 2018
Hardly Austin 3:16, but congratulations nonetheless. And now you’ve officially won Kane, now is the time to reveal the twisted monster that rages in the depths of your demented soul. Raise Hard Knox County to the ground, then level it with your spiteful fist. For that will be where the Morning Star will curse the scorched Earth, bringing an eternal night to last 100 yea- oh, it’s just the nomination. So he’s not actually the mayor yet. It’s just the next step in him getting there. Right. Forget all that Morning Star stuff. It’s not important.
Stand down, Viper warrior. The Snake God Mehen will reign again.
6 years ago by Oli Davis
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