Xavier Woods Has Hilarious Response To Lana Baby Storyline

Xavier Woods is currently out of action after suffering a torn Achilles tendon at a WWE live event in Australia.

He likely won’t be back until mid to late 2020, but that hasn’t stopped him from being very active on Twitter.

He first revealed that pooping had become a lot more difficult as a result of his injury, and now he’s questioning the validity of Lana’s baby storyline on Raw.

Lana revealed last night that her pregnancy was all a lie, allowing Bobby Lashley to once again attack the Bulgarian from behind, apparently taking this storyline even further.

I’m sorry. I can’t stop thinking about @RusevBUL creating 15 pound babies. I’ve been inside a room & seen a 9.6 baby pulled out of a body. @lanawwe don’t got the hips for 15 pounds of baby. It’s going to be the end of her

— Wheel Dragon!!! – Off Season (@XavierWoodsPhD) November 12, 2019

Perhaps WWE’s script writers have never had a baby, because a 15 pound baby would be like carrying around 2 cats with you at all times. Yes, I did have to look up how much a cat weighs.

It seems that this feud will continue until Survivor Series, but WWE has now booked itself into a situation where Rusev will have to hate his real life wife on TV until they finally leave the company. Whoops.

 

• Rusev
• Xavier Woods
• Lana
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