Xavier Woods Wants People To Start A Hashtag For His Butthole

Xavier Woods Wants People To Start A Hashtag For His Butthole

I was worried that I was going to get through this whole week without writing a completely ridiculous headline, but thankfully Xavier Woods and his butthole have come to my rescue.

As you will no doubt know by now, Woods suffered a very serious Achilles tendon injury last week and has since undergone surgery. While he will be out for up to a year, it turns out the injury has brought more issues than first anticipated.

We may not see him in the ring for a while, but it turns out that’s not the most concerning ring for Xavier right now.

Woods took to Twitter to announce that the injury has made it far harder to poo due to only having one foot on the ground to gain pushing power from.

For those concerned for his safety, we can thankfully reveal that Woods survived the ordeal.

I think we can all agree that getting Woods and his butthole into a healthy condition is now our number one priority.

#prayforxaviersbutthole

4 years ago by Andy Datson

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