Did you win this week’s Youtube comment competition?
Why? Because I didn’t think it was a good comment.
Is that fair? Probably not.
Do I care? Absolutely not.
But who did win? Well you’ll just have to scroll and click to find out; but I’ll give you a clue: it’s not you.
You mean the sisters who mercilessly terrorized him as a child?
The sisters who he attacked live on Raw, throwing them out of the ring?
I’m not sure you understand love, which is surprising given your PhD in Doctoring.
Love is fearful, love is greedy. My friends, there is no great love without great jealousy.
I just want to say, DR Doctor. I love you.
We didn’t have the budget to actually have the tattoos removed, so we’ve just covered Luke in a thick layer of paint to hide the tattoos.
Hopefully the arsenic and lead in the paint won’t be too much an issue, but if it is, please take out your hastags and #prayforluke, as it’s the only way to cure disease in these troubled times.
We think so too. After the horror of finding out that fake Luke had infiltrated WrestleTalk and kidnapped real Luke, it’s so reassuring to have a safe pair of hands in the office.
His lack of hat and unknown facial features are something that we look for in all of our protectors in these troubled times.
I think we can safely say it’s the last we’ll see of fake Luke.