13 Pointless (But Fun) WWE Royal Rumble Facts

12. The Miz Sucks At Royal Rumbles But He’s Not Alone

For 20 long years, the Warlord held the record for the shortest time until that one time that Santino wasn’t ready. But neither The Warlord or Santino are statistically the worst at Rumbles.

The Miz has been in – get this – 14 Royal Rumbles and has eliminated DRUM ROLL PLEASE, two people. He’s been in Rumble matches for over 2 hours, and has eliminated two wrestlers. That’s 1 person every seven Rumbles.

But it’s worse than that, because both of those eliminations where in the same f***ing Rumble – the 2012 one where he eliminated R-Truth and Alex Riley.

He did technically eliminate John Cena from the 2011 Rumble, but Miz was not an official entrant. So, yeah, 2 eliminations in 14 Rumbles. Better luck this year, mate.

Charles Wright isn’t far behind, with only 1 elimination in 8 Rumble appearances – totalling just over 35 minutes. And that one was helping Diesel eliminate Duke The Dumpster Droesey in the ‘96 Rumble.

He’s also been in 8 Rumbles with 5 different gimmicks, and speaking of different gimmicks, Matt Bloom takes the crown for suckiest Rumble lad with 6 Rumbles and 0 eliminations despite being in the ring for nearly a combined 50 minutes.

Zero eliminations in six appearances across his time as Prince Albert, Albert, A-Train and of course everyone’s favorite Lord Tensai. Johnny Knoxville has more eliminations than you, Matt.

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