Welcome ladies and gentlemen and all others to the First Annual WrestleTalk Worst Rumble ever. We’ve scoured the globe for 30 wrestlers you sure as hell don’t wanna see at this year’s Rumble. We’ve gathered these agents of awful together in our makeshift ring to battle it out for the crown of who’s the most cringe-inducing. Join us now on our countdown of entrants in the worst Rumble ever.
1. David Arquette
Starting off in the number one spot is a man who was part of one of WCW’s most embarrassing moments, and that’s saying something. I’ll admit that Ready to Rumble isn’t as bad a movie as you’d think, but David Arquette had no business in the ring. Some credit goes to Arquette for being self-aware enough to know it was a bad idea, and you can’t really fault him for going with what Vince Russo wanted him to do. I mean if I was famous enough to appear on an episode of RAW and Vince wanted to put the strap on me for a night, I might throw all dignity and respect for the belt out the window and say “hell yeah!”