Who’s going to Joey Ryan’s Penis Party?

Yes, you did really ready that headline, and no, I’m not making it up. Joey Ryan is holding his next annual Penis Party on April 5 next year.

Ryan, who is famous for wrestling matches entirely with his manhood, is hosting the event at Wrestlecon 2019, and tickets are now on sale!

For anyone who watched All In, you will probably still have vivid memories of Ryan coming back from the dead, getting an erection, walking to the ring flanked by people in inflatable penis costumes, oil himself up and then attack Hangman Page with his penis.

For anyone who didn’t watch All In…I promise I’m not making that up.

 

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Tickets go on sale today at wrestlecon.com starting at 2pm EST for the Joey Ryan Penis Party on April 5th during #wrestlecon weekend.‬

A post shared by Joey Ryan (@joeyryan) on Sep 26, 2018 at 10:33am PDT

And if you can’t make it to the party, then why not grab one of Ryan’s new t-shirts? You’ll be the talk of the school if you walk around in a “King of Dong Style” t-shirt, and all the pretty women in your life will find you utterly irresistible.

The most talked about thing in wrestling this week is my dick. Visit https://t.co/PwiKySXu3t to own a piece of it. pic.twitter.com/WU38FVnMc8

— Joey Ryan (@JoeyRyanOnline) September 5, 2018

If you want to get yourself a ticket to the party, head over to the Wrestlecon website for details. Probably over 18’s only.

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