Kane Wins Politics!
…as The Demon Kane has won the Republican nomination for the mayor of Hard Knox County in Tennessee…by 17 votes! Glen Jacobs announced the news in a celebratory tweet:
Glenn, along with his family, volunteers and supporters declare victory in a hard-fought Knox County Mayoral race this evening. Together we won! Tomorrow, we move forward.
— Glenn Jacobs (@GlennJacobsTN) May 2, 2018
Congratulations Kane on your hard-fought political campaign, now it’s time to reveal your true nature, awaken the many-faced monster that dwells in the depths of your blackened heart, you are Demon Kane, Mayor of Hard Knox County. Turn their lands into fiery waste, burn their souls and--oh, it’s not over yet? There’s still a few provisional votes to verify. Ignore that last part, everyone. Just ignore that bit. For now.
6 years ago by Oli Davis
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