Idea Behind Alexa Bliss Topless Segment Revealed?!
And unless you’ve been living under a rock or you’re denying you watched it because your girlfriend is in the room then you’ve probably seen the hubbub online surrounding certain sexy segments of last week’s WWE programming.
On Smackdown we had Mandy Rose attempting to honey trap Jimmy Uso in a secret televised tete-a-tete in a hotel room and on Raw we had Alexa Bliss getting caught with her top off.
The online debate tried to work out what in the hell was going on, some guessed that Vince had been helicoptered in to write the episodes this week.
While Dave Meltzer reported that they were trying to do ‘’old time’ stuff and make things sexy’, which worked to a degree because the clip of Bliss has been watched over 6 million times on YouTube as I’m recording this.
But if they wanted to do true old time sexy stuff, she could have just bared her ankles and got a load of Victorians hot under the top hat. “My god, look at those beautiful biscuit ankles” he ejaculated. It’s like something out of Dickens. Huh, dickens.
While I think the segment seemed a little out of place on the show, coming as it did before Bliss unveiled the Women’s Tag Titles, symbols of a women’s evolution, according to Ryan Satin of Wrestling Sheet Radio the entire thing was Bliss’ idea.
She reportedly envisioned it as a homage to Trish Stratus based on plenty of similar scenes from Status’ heyday in WWE.
Wardrobe Malfunction On Raw!?
This week things on the women’s roster have been better – so far, Smackdown is still to come, who knows what homewrecking antics Mandy Rose is up to – but on RAW things were good.
Bliss announced she would be participating in the Rumble as did Lacey Evans, and Sasha Banks and Bayley took on Ronda Rousey and Natalya in what was a really fun match.
Though some of it was a dark match for some viewers. Because viewers on the USA Network had the screen go black for about two seconds during a powerbomb attempt from Natalya onto Banks.
This is because Banks suffered a brief wardrobe malfunction with her trunks, so the black screen was modesty preserving.
Becky Lynch BLASTS Mickie James For Affair On Twitter!
Somebody who isn’t out to preserve anyone’s modesty is Becky Lynch who is serving up Tweetality’s left, right and centre.
But my god did she go for the jugular in this exchange with Mickie James:
Mickie re-posted a picture of Lynch smiling backstage adding:
“Awe… this whole #TheMan thing is so cute in the age of #womensempowerment Boo. I’m for 1 am proud to be #TheWOMAN because after all we’ve always been the dominant sex! Or have you forgotten that @BeckyLynchWWE hanging out w/your new bestie lil’ Richard. See you at the rumble!” Kissy face emoji.
To which Becky Lynch replied: “Not the first time she’s come after the top star to further her career.”
Dead, I am dead. Bring me a coffin and my finest Sunday best for I have died and need to lie down in the dark forever now.
Because I think what Becky is alluding to is the affair that Mickie James had with John Cena while dating Kenny Dykstra.
Something Dykstra attributed in tell all tweets to James’ success while in WWE…
So after Lynch brought up one of the five rumours of doom, James came back to Lynch with this:
“Sorry. It took me a minute to stop laughing. Seriously, all this build up?! All this anticipation… For that?! Wow! What a let down. How dissatisfying?! You know what, you’re right babe. You are #TheMan”
John Cena Injured?! Rumble Entrance In Jeopardy?!
But the actual biological man in question is John Cena, whose shot at being the Royal Rumble match may be in jeopardy.
WWE posted an update about a injury Cena supposedly suffered during the Fatal 4-Way main event of last week’s Raw.
WWE’s report said that John was having trouble putting weight on his left ankle during and after the match and the injury was further exacerbated in training when he arrived for this week’s RAW.
Which could mean his entrance into the Men’s Royal Rumble match could be in question.
But this could also be kayfabe as Cena is said to be filming a movie from early February to the 1st of April, and WWE do like to have reasons to write somebody off of TV.
PW Insider are also reporting that Cena wasn’t even at RAW this week in Oklahoma.
Whether actual injury or a work if John isn’t in the Rumble and returns post filming in early April, that leaves very little time to set up a match for WrestleMania.