I see myself as a positive person, and usually heading into a WWE PPV I look forward to it no matter what, because it generally means I’ve taken the next day off work . . . but also because I’m bound to see some wonderful wrestling.
But there are exceptions, and unfortunately, I’m finding it very hard to get excited for Fastlane.
I am absolutely not saying there won’t be good wrestling. I’m sure the WWE Championship six-pack-shenanigans will be a lot of fun, and if there last two clashes are anything to go by, the Usos vs New Day tag title match will be epic.
Let’s face it; if the main event is good, and there’s another great match in the mid-card, very few of us remember the rest of the PPV because our positive minds decide to block out matches like, oh I dunno, Becky Lynch & Naomi vs Carmella & Natalya.
Was that really the best you could come up with, WWE?
Anyway, here’s a rundown of the card from bottom to top (as I see it), and my best attempts to find something to praise about each match. Wish me luck.
- WrestleMania 34
- Money in the Bank
- aiden english
- AJ Styles
- baron corbin
- ruby riott
- bobby roode
- SmackDown Live
- wwe smackdown
- Shinsuke Nakamura
- Randy Orton
- John Cena
- Charlotte Flair
- Jinder Mahal
- KEVIN OWENS
- WWE Star Returns After Over 10 Months
- AEW Stars Join New Faction
- CM Punk Hilariously References Seth Rollins Incident Following WWE Return
- WWE Star Reacts To Banned Move Seemingly Being Unbanned
- EXCLUSIVE – Claudio Castagnoli Addresses CM Punk Joining WWE, Adam Copeland Joining AEW & More
- Top WWE Star Teases First Ever Match With CM Punk
- Details On Departed AEW Star’s ‘Fractured’ Relationship With Tony Khan
- WWE Raw Ratings Following CM Punk Return Revealed
- WWE Star Returns With Bizarre New Gimmick
- Mercedes Mone Shares Major Update On Wrestling Return