AEW Star Books His Own Ongoing ‘Hypothetical Dynamite’ Live On Twitter

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With AEW Dynamite airing on Tuesday this week, it has left Wednesday night a little empty but never fear as one star has us all covered!

Truly a gem on Twitter, the Dark Order’s Evil Uno has taken to the bird app to delight fans with his own completely hypothetical version of AEW Dynamite tonight.

Kicking off his own special episode, Evil Uno wrote:

“It’s 7:50. That means were 10 minutes away from a hypothetical episode of AEW’s explosive Wednesday show! Stay tuned for up to date results by your inside man, Evil Uno!

“The show begins! We have a special commentary team of Excalibur, Daddy Magic, Bill Regal, one of The Boys (can’t tell which one) and of course, Evil Uno! #ItsExplosive

“Here comes MJF! He’s got something to say and he’s going to tell you all about it over the next 19 minutes! Evil Uno is excited. #ItsExplosive

“What captivating content! Evil Uno thinks he even saw MJF cry 3 real human tears when talking about the time someone bullied him on a message board. Amazing! #ItsExplosive

“Oh no! Before MJF could talk about the time he was pen pals with Billy Gunn, Brandon Cutler has interrupted! He’s mad about losing that first Dynamite match and has challenged MJF! Your opening match: BRANDON CUTLER vs. MJF #ItsExplosive

“Unsurprisingly, Cutler won with an airplane spin. The crowd is throwing quarters in the ring to show their appreciation! #ItsExplosive

“Here’s FTR! They’re not satisfied with the 7 current championships they own and want the opportunity they believed they are owed.

“Your next match: FTR vs. The Blondes for the W*ING World Tag Team Championships! #ItsExplosive

“FTR wins in quick fashion! Now that they are W*ING Champions, Dax proclaims they’ve just earned their 8th star! It’s the one typed in W*ING! 8 Star FTR! #ItsExplosive

“We go backstage with Nyla Rose! Before she takes a breath, she is rudely interrupted by Jade. Nyla admits she traded the TBD Championship for a bag of Ruffles’ All-Dressed Chips and she ain’t sharing! She sprints away. #ItsExplosive

“Excalibur has just professed his love for Evil Uno and William Regal is FURIOUS. We have a lovers quarrel on commentary! #ItsExplosive

“We know you’ve been asking for it! Our third match of the night: SATNAM SINGH vs. SERPENTICO #ItsExplosive

“Satnam tossed Serpentico into orbit and since he has yet to return, he’s been counted out! Satnam wins! #ItsExplosive

“The Bunny and Penelope Ford are playing Ouija backstage. You shouldn’t play with demonic boardgames. They accidentally summoned Abadon! A challenge has been made.

“Your fourth match: Ford & The Bunny vs. Abadon & let’s say… Riho #ItsExplosive

“Penelope Ford distracts Abadon with a severed leg (that a fan happily supplied) and wins with a roll-up. Jamie Hayter inexplicably showed up to take a Riho crossbody to the floor. #ItsExplosive”

Explosive indeed!

Stay tuned to Evil Uno on Twitter for more hypothetical Dynamite to keep you going until next week, AEW Dynamite returns to the typical Wednesday at 8pm EST on TBS schedule.

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