Oh my God! The Bellas are returning on Raw to face the Riott Squad.
Right, now that we’ve given that news all the time it deserves, let’s move on to the rest of the show.
Woah, I just looked at the rest of the show…maybe the Bellas returning is the most exciting thing happening tonight. Oh well.
Hey, Shawn Michaels is coming back, so that’ll be fun I guess. Now with a brand new haircut, Shawn will be discussing the upcoming match between Triple H and the Undertaker at the Super Showdown in October.
They are giving this match more hype than any other feud currently in progress, which is pretty depressing when you think about it. Yes, it’s a cool match, but quite frankly the Undertaker can hardly move and they’re both part-timers.
Give someone who actually wrestles every week a bit of the spotlight.
Speaking of which, Roman Reigns got his tushie handed to him last week by a newly heel Braun Strowman and his new best pals Dolph Ziggler and Drew McIntrye. Where will the trio go next? Will they be cutting a path of destruction through the rest of the roster?
If rumours are to be believed, Drew is next in line for a Universal title shot, supposedly against Roman Reigns…which would mean Braun is not winning at Hell in a Cell. Therefore, you would assume that Drew will find a way to upset Roman or Braun in the lead up to the match at HIAC.
After beating the B-Team both individually and in a tag match last week, the Revival are getting another shot at the titles, which means they’re definitely losing tonight.
The Raw tag division is a joke, typified by the fact that the champions are jokes. Yay for jokes.
Seriously though, if the Revival don’t win here they may as well ask for their release, and I really wouldn’t blame them. What a load of nonsense their main roster run has been.
The Rest
- Alexa Bliss reveals her plan to dismantle Ronda Rousey
- Will Titus Worldwide begin to split?
- Will Vicki Guerrero return to chokeslam Big Show through a table?
- Probably Baron Corbin vs Finn Balor
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