Wrestlers never get hurt in the ring because it’s all fake and all the moves are fake and everything is fake.
Oh wait, I forgot, that was all a lie.
It’s particularly untrue if you introduce a brick into proceedings, and there’s a very good reason and a very simple equation for that.
Brick + Head = Ouch
Now that I’ve finished showing off my mathematical prowess, just have a look at this…
On the +Lucha stream of the LLB/Lucha Memes show, Angel o Demonio threw a brick at the back of Cuervo (of Puerto Rico)’s head when he clearly had no idea it was coming. Cuervo was knocked out, regained consciousness quickly after. pic.twitter.com/uCrP2EntjC
— luchablog (@luchablog) November 20, 2018
Surely that’s attempted murder? It’s not as if it was a botch either. He literally picked up a brick and threw it at his opponent’s head.
What did he think was going to happen. The victim was temporarily knocked out, and doctors have since given their diagnosis.
“He was hit in the head with a brick which knocked him out,” said one brick doctor.
From what we understand, Cuervo is currently undergoing surgery for a blood clot, so we sincerely hope he’s OK.
Oh yeah, and don’t try this at home, kids.
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