Oh the joy. The sheer joy of Lucha Things. An iconically bad promo and honestly one of Kalisto’s biggest legacies from his time in WWE and Kalisto we’re really sorry about that, but also no one is sorry because it’s absolutely wonderful.
In 2016, to coincide with SmackDown going live on Tuesdays, WWE reinstated the draft, once again dividing its roster into people who suddenly really liked wearing red t-shirts and people who would murder you in your bed if you ever suggested they wear something other than a blue t-shirt.
As part of the draft, several wrestlers got an interview about how they felt about being on their brand and wearing their shirt, including Kalisto, who cut a promo like he was being held at gunpoint, muttering something about doing good Lucha Things, which I think is the technical term, before having an almost complete nervous breakdown and RUNNING AWAY, shouting wahoo as he did so, which I believe is spanish for ‘oh I have just fucked up in the funniest way humanly possible”
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